Yes, it's been a week since i last wrote. I won't offer any details, but there's this guy . . . so my thoughts have been more occupied with him than with, well, anything else.

Politics aren't so antagonizing; I'm sad for Dean, but Kerry is better than Bush. I like this preoccupation.

Still, i have been working on a small project - remember spam haikus? things like:

pink, beefy temptress,
I can no longer remain
vegetarian.

yes, good. but when i mentioned the subject to Joe, he thought maybe I meant spam as in the email problem of unsolicited advertisements. hmmm, good idea!

I wrote a few of my own, but i will share them later. you'll have to write some and send them to me! ok, i'll share one. well, they're all bad. but oh well. i'll keep trying:

My sweet Gretchen at
unpronouncable dot com,
How big are your breasts?

see, i need help. send some!